{"product_id":"herring-impaired-yet-another-collection-of-colored-puncil-art","title":"Herring Impaired – Yet Another Collection of Colored Puncil Art","description":"\u003cdiv id=\"\" class=\"brz-css-yu_wo brz-wrapper\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"brz-rich-text brz-rich-text__custom brz-css-o9iX5\" data-brz-custom-id=\"mlaenqdetfwxqbygbllumjfafgizakanbtur\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-brz-translate-text=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"brz-tp-paragraph brz-css-rgltX\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"brz-cp-color1\"\u003eHerring Impaired … People looking at my artwork often say to me, “I’d love to get inside your head.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"\" class=\"brz-css-yu_wo brz-wrapper\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"brz-rich-text brz-rich-text__custom brz-css-o9iX5\" data-brz-custom-id=\"jsqyhiqqwgfduiomrgyefbsyevbucpopeiqq\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-brz-translate-text=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"brz-tp-paragraph brz-css-dgvWW\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"brz-cp-color1\"\u003e“Come on in,” I tell them. “There’s plenty of room.” For me, any stream-of-consciousness writing exercise would consist largely of transcribing breakfast cereal jingles from my childhood, dialogue fragments from Marx Brothers movies, and a library of Irving Berlin song lyrics.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"\" class=\"brz-css-yu_wo brz-wrapper\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"brz-rich-text brz-rich-text__custom brz-css-o9iX5\" data-brz-custom-id=\"phgayofdvqlrmrtfrhblorduxasohbfrlqoo\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-brz-translate-text=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"brz-tp-paragraph brz-css-vWJL1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"brz-cp-color1\"\u003eAlso puns.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"\" class=\"brz-css-yu_wo brz-wrapper\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"brz-rich-text brz-rich-text__custom brz-css-o9iX5\" data-brz-custom-id=\"aqmhuqmtwrzimabdbmtixpaaaxprvipklbie\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-brz-translate-text=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"brz-tp-paragraph brz-css-hsh2f\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"brz-cp-color1\"\u003eSomeone once said, “If puns are the lowest form of humor, there is no level to which I will not stoop.” That’s true for me, too. I’ve always loved wordplay. I find the more I do it, the easier it comes–and the more people don’t want to be around me anymore. Just ask my wife.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"\" class=\"brz-css-yu_wo brz-wrapper\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"brz-rich-text brz-rich-text__custom brz-css-o9iX5\" data-brz-custom-id=\"fsygryuaslfrzdbmrxvymikillaelufqxaku\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-brz-translate-text=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"brz-tp-paragraph brz-css-k0LmB\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"brz-cp-color1\"\u003eYou are forewarned. This latest volume contains a plethora of puns designed to make you groan.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Bruce Garrabrandt Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44536827773086,"sku":"","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0678\/6521\/5134\/files\/Herring_Impaired_Square_shadow.jpg?v=1732127431","url":"https:\/\/www.brucegarrabrandt.com\/products\/herring-impaired-yet-another-collection-of-colored-puncil-art","provider":"Bruce Garrabrandt - Colored Pencil Artist","version":"1.0","type":"link"}